miercuri, 27 mai 2009

Glume

N-am mai scris de mult pentru ca n-am prea avut ce. Pana de curand am tocit pentru teze, si de cand am scapat am stat prin casa si m-am uitat la Scrubs, la Friends, adica am cam pierdut timpul daca tot am putut. Azi m-am hotarat sa va binedespun( voi cei in medie 3 cititori ai mei:)) cu niste glume primite pe mail. Va anunt ca favorizeaza sexul feminin:D.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't know.....it never happened)
Sper ca v-am adus zambetul pe poze:).

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